{"product_id":"bear-towne-university-student-handbook","title":"Bear Towne University Student Handbook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThink you could survive the world's premier college of ParaScience?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Bear Towne University, Alaska's most academically rigorous-and paranormally unpredictable-campus. This official student handbook offers a comprehensive guide to life at BTU, a fictional research university where anomalous phenomena, dangerous fieldwork, and the occasional tear in space-time are considered part of the curriculum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresented as an in-universe reference manual, this companion volume to \u003cem\u003eEERIE\u003c\/em\u003e by C. M. McCoy combines campus lore, safety advisories, historical notes, hazard reports, poems, short fiction, and supplemental documents from the ParaScience program. Readers will find practical survival guidelines alongside the accumulated wisdom of faculty, students, and researchers who have encountered far more than the course catalog promised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll discover rules for entering the White Forest, field notes on lethal creatures native to the region, instructions for surviving dorm life and dimensional anomalies, and a catalog of Indispensable(TM) student equipment recommended for anyone hoping to graduate alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending dark academia, paranormal fantasy, and fictional archival material, \u003cem\u003eThe Bear Towne University Student Handbook\u003c\/em\u003e expands the world of \u003cem\u003eEERIE\u003c\/em\u003e with humor, mystery, and a growing sense that some universities were never meant to exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMemorize the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrust your instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay out of the dark tunnels.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adventure Write","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50241830715749,"sku":"9798993260563","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0538\/5573\/files\/imageloader_0a760aca-632f-410b-8fbb-9367ebf8c3d8.jpg?v=1778879016","url":"https:\/\/paralleluniversebooks.com\/products\/bear-towne-university-student-handbook","provider":"Parallel Universe Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}